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Moti Demotivational Poster


MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


Demotivation -




HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




HYGIENE MOTIVATION FOR MEN - It’s just so obvious …..


TAGS: motivation men hygiene
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by ratman

EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 2:19 pm
I like it that they are apparently made from three different women! You have a selection!
Iconoclast - July 4, 2010, 11:47 pm
Looks a bit like 100064


GIRFRIENDS TOO -


TAGS: safety tips motifake psa
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
I know Krav Maga; anyone trying to harm this young man is gonna get their a*ses kicked.
Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:28 pm
you're welcome. The being in the trunk part got my attention. Never thought of that
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the safety tips Airman.


DAMN YOU - damn you all


TAGS: motifake hell
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - September 26, 2013, 12:38 pm
Wait a minute, bottled water is tears of the d***ed? In that case, bottled water is the most metal thing I have ever heard of.
Ragnar - May 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
i'll stick will with beer and whisky, cause nothing yells purity better than alcohol


EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.


TAGS: chuck norris has one emotion
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:31 pm
Know who hates Chuck Norris posts and jokes more than anyone here, mods included? Chuck himself. He's gone on record saying he's sick of people making him sound like an a**hole.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

rejected
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the b***on, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.


PONDER THIS - I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.


TAGS: motivational
Rating: 4.81/5

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CatEyes - May 6, 2011, 12:37 am
nice point.
EntiTy - May 6, 2011, 12:09 am
if the key to failure is trying to please everyone shouldnt the key to success be to please only urself for wat is success but the perspecctive of ones self worth


SAD CLOWN -


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm
No one mentioned g** clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L


SUPER JEW - Faster than a spinning dradel, More powerful than a Hanukkah song It's SUPER JEW !!!!!!!




MOTIVATION - Sometimes all you need are a few words of encouragement.


TAGS: motivation
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by alnorviel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 1:31 am
I agree. Children today are coddled way too much. 5L
fascistfrenchman - January 15, 2011, 4:23 pm
Ooh-rah


DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: p**** short ***k demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation


TAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 4:00 pm
We worked so hard to give them everthing, NOW they think it's a RIGHT!? Think it was expensive before? Wait until it FREE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 1:31 pm
So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race. So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:49 pm
Trample a little more to the left, I've got a real kink on that side.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 10:05 am
I, for one, look forward to my infinite government handout so I can trample all over the backs of American workers like me.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 4:05 am
WTFO = Sore Loser.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:41 pm
That's okay. The new socialist programs Obama is promising will take care of them.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
Too true. The "American Dream" is becoming the "American Expectation"...and everyone doesn't seem to expect to have to work for it anymore!


BIPOLAR -


TAGS: emotions mentalhealth awareness
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 4:59 pm
People don't really WANT to understand, like other mental health issues, until it affects them personally. It is actually really sad...makes me want to lmfao!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
5meds
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
People don't really understand this, do they. Angers me so much I just want to.... buy them an ice cream cone.
misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 8:59 pm
I live it. It's a rollercoaster, at least I don't want to get off anymore. :)
Derek - August 21, 2012, 5:44 pm
Bipolar is as bipolar does. If not... who are you?
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 7:36 pm
Well thaaank you! Now I'm crying so hard I'm laughing and I can't remember at what...ashhole.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 7:14 pm
Go to hell!...I love you!....5L


10 years of Motifakin -


TAGS: 10 years motifake
Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - July 16, 2016, 10:01 pm
Good to see some of the old crowd back
mizzdizz - July 16, 2016, 2:17 pm
Pie! Tooooo funny! Made me choke on my coffee! ^!


LIFE -


TAGS: tragedy comedy life demotivational poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:06 pm
IgV! WOW! What can I say, but really glad you're making posters again! 5L!
Reality Lord - January 18, 2016, 7:34 pm

and these are what 5L posters are supposed to look like. you're outdoing yourself lg. stunning.


ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -


TAGS: error nerd geek system shutdown funny demotivational poster computer game
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Hilarious XD
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:09 pm
This one is priceless.
omnia - September 24, 2009, 9:56 am
is she kissing a boy or a girl? i can't tell the diffrence


F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....




FREEDOM OF CHOICE - IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION -


TAGS: demotivational
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 21, 2013, 11:37 pm
That's why I have on voted twice. It's all an illusion.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:54 am
that would be the first time i'd understand if someone becomes a non-voter. 5 Steaks


STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.


TAGS: actor steven seagal lame aikido expressions emotions
Rating: 3.54/5

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Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 9:49 pm
GreaT Motifake !


I HAVE A DREAM - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned


TAGS: chicken cross road question motives
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 9:23 pm
It was too far to walk around.
abraaz - January 17, 2012, 5:25 am
Why did this Chicken cross the road?


LOVE - I don't care what happened before & I care less about what's gonna happen next because all that I wanted, my whole life, is with me now !


TAGS: motitwist
Rating: 4.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 11:00 am
Awe, that is nice. 5L


ABE LINCOLN -


TAGS: poverty abe lincoln self motivating achievers
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:41 pm

...and regardless of who made the statement the image ties into the quote rather well i think. cheers
Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:40 pm

i found one link that credits the good rev and a multitude that credit mr lincoln for this quote. as thomas jefferson said "you just can't trust the interwebs these days."
Buzzramjet - April 2, 2013, 9:36 am
Too bad Lincoln never said that. It was written by a pro employer Rev named William Boetcker in 1916.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2010, 12:46 am

ty dude...ooops...another one dv'd.
MisterJJ - August 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
And the 5 poodles sang "Amen brother, Amen".


DOUCHEBAG - An undesirable individual who embraces MTV culture to the point of extremes.


TAGS: demotivational douchebag douche
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Nero

Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 12:30 am
Why are they making b***erflies with their hands?
pervo - December 5, 2008, 4:16 am
Why aren't those faces orange? I think they're just would-be douchebags.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 8:53 pm
I do not in any way endorse those rejects.
honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:19 pm
wow that really is alot of douchebags..


GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!


PIMPED OUT WHEELCHAIR -




Dance -




MOTIVATION - is rarely inspired by a damn poster.


TAGS: motivation
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Death

Anonymous2 - April 11, 2010, 1:33 pm
It's the truth, but not the perfect poster, therefore 4L.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:18 am
There is no fate... er, poster, worse than death.
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:14 am
This poster is its own antithesis, as I now have a powerful urge to kill. jk
phydeaux - April 11, 2010, 3:07 am
epic fail. you have achieved it. 1l.


THE COUNT - More Bad-Ass than Edward Cullen since 1966


TAGS: the real vampire motifake
Rating: 4.59/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:07 pm
Way more bad-a*s!


ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.


TAGS: quotes motivation powerful fail owned
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:59 am
Very kind of you to say so :})


Freedom of speech -


TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.71/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:27 am
I'm a little disappointed in myself that I recognize not quite half of these.
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.


BURGESS MEREDITH -




HIPPIES - There even on the dark side


TAGS: motivational poster star wars hippies
Rating: 2.67/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:10 pm
Mom??? Why did you name me that ?!? Really? Testiclees?


TIME - THERE NEVER SEEMS TO BE ENOUGH...




CARE BEAR - Go ahead hug him .....


TAGS: motivational poster
Rating: 3.77/5

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boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 8:27 pm
its a trap


CYNICS - People who smell the sweet scent of flowers and look for the coffin.


TAGS: humor funny demotivational
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Sean - November 25, 2009, 11:52 am
A worthy 5.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:38 am
A quick count shows over 60 non-political funnies. Also, some of the political stuff is funny, if you're not too sensitive about your team. Bone, click my name and scroll. They make me laugh, but no guarantees you will.
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 12:35 am
WTF WTFO and you're not sharing
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 12:35 am
sweet potato.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:33 am
BTW, I have quite a bit of non-political stuff.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:31 am
Like most people on this site, I do what I enjoy. Just because some political satire doesn't appeal to you doesn't mean it isn't funny or demotivational to me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 12:26 am
So much better than your political stuff. Why can't you do this kinda thing all the time?
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:24 am
Much obliged.
BoneCD - November 24, 2009, 11:34 pm
Ditto here
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
I like it. 5.
Derek - November 24, 2009, 11:12 pm
Pretty good. Mind you, when one is at a funeral, focussing on the flowers would be the act of a denialist or a child.


MEN ARE NOT PIGS! - Pigs are gentle, intelligent and sensitive animals.


TAGS: men pigs funny demotivational
Rating: 4.39/5

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JoannaBanana78 - March 23, 2012, 10:49 pm
Thank you!!! :)
ughomer - March 23, 2012, 5:52 pm
Gud one, JB78. Reminds me Maxwell on GEICO ads. Weeeeeee.


404 ERROR -


TAGS: life time demotivation pc windows
Rating: 3.19/5

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Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm
This says it all.


DEADPOOL - He Knows He's A Motifake




REALISATION - The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese




MOTIFAKER'S BRAIN -


TAGS: socially awkward motifaker
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - August 2, 2011, 11:53 pm
Got my vote for a t-5hirt.
champ99 - August 1, 2011, 3:04 pm
Where is the sweater puppies lobe?
Greeny - August 1, 2011, 6:17 am
Where is the 'Ability to drive a stick-shift' lobe?
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 10:42 pm
If it had a Military Weapons Knowledge section it would have been better.
crankyhead - July 31, 2011, 10:31 pm
I'm gonna file 'Beer' and 'Bacon' in the 5cience 5ection.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 8:51 pm

the social skills portion is way too large.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 12:57 pm
join the club, we got T-5hirts


GOT MOTIVATION? -


TAGS: motivation justbecause
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by sickartist

lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:30 pm
SICK..... 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:33 pm
5L !
forseti - July 26, 2010, 8:56 am
Sick, you can't make another pic as good as this! I'm sure!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:29 am
Back, and in form... 5L
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm
Or is it because you have nothing better to do? Rock & roll Sick, 5L.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 8:38 pm

awesomeness!
crankyhead - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm
So nice =)
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 7:52 pm
Sicko! Where you been? 5L BTW


MY NOMINATION IS... -


TAGS: csi motifake
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:52 am
My guess is he comes from 'down under'
mariand - September 29, 2011, 1:35 pm
Only a motifaker can do this...that's sure
Verdeckt - September 29, 2011, 1:18 am
Who cares, it looks faaaabulous... I've said too much.
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 8:32 pm
Nice, but it would look better with more Green in it


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: motifake humor laughter wytch
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Wytch

melissa1125 - October 31, 2011, 10:24 pm
Sitting here - just got through doing that!
RonE - August 14, 2011, 8:34 am
Truly epic!
Sho - August 14, 2011, 12:36 am
LMFAO


MOTIVATION -


TAGS: motivation
Rating: 4.33/5

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zoomer296 - December 30, 2012, 8:01 pm
I need more motivation!
lesterinside - February 25, 2010, 10:23 pm
Thanks dude
Haarakkon - February 25, 2010, 10:05 pm
Oh, 5L
Haarakkon - February 25, 2010, 10:05 pm
Ima hang that one in the Office.


3RD GRADE - Life for little Johny just hasn't been the same ever since everyone discovered he was a Motifaker.


TAGS: young motifaker rejected
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ThatGuy

autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:23 am
Yeah...about that... motifaking can turn us all into little Johny's great poster! 5L's


COSPLAY AMPUTEE -




PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


1ST MOTIVERSARY - The celebration of a year on Motifake. 365 days I will never see again. I should have taken a picture


TAGS: motiversary
Rating: 4.05/5

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Fatt Matt - January 14, 2010, 10:17 am
A toast to the lolz we've had. May the Timmys pass over your posters or at least give you 2 lions.
agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
Come on, there's still a little soul left to steal.


ANOTHER VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day military honor motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.95/5

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Primo Junior - November 13, 2010, 6:47 am
All veterans should respect those before them. My hats off too the multiple
irionman - November 12, 2009, 7:38 pm
My grandpa's name is on that list, I really enjoy seeing people respecting stuff like this. Lost but not forgotten.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:43 pm
Amen, Ron.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:28 pm
go army, navy, and marines
FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:55 pm
Semper Fi'


404 ERRORS - A rare sight on Motifake.com




ICP FAN -




DEEP THOUGHT - can be quite harmful. You might just probe a little too deep.




OH SHIT - TENNIS BALL!




LAW OF MOTIVATION - Creativity is great But plagiarism is faster


TAGS: law of motivation
Rating: 4.89/5

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Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 9:14 pm
Or foolinlove's profile 118740.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 1, 2011, 6:05 pm
I did something similar. I don't mind but look in my profile for a poster called origionality


WHATS IN A NAME -


TAGS: motifake quiz poster
Rating: 4.36/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2011, 5:53 pm
The third child was called Jane......After the surgery she changed it to Johnny.
lyulf0 - November 30, 2011, 5:51 pm
OR the third child was June... and Johnny was adopted before she gave birth to any of them.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:39 pm
I admit it. It took me awhile. (It's why I can't get long-term care insurance.)
CloudchaserS - October 27, 2011, 2:06 am
THPPTH!
mariand - October 26, 2011, 8:21 pm
LOL...how smart you have to be?...JOHNNY
Feasibly - October 26, 2011, 1:05 pm
umm....Bocephus?


OSAMA BIN LADEN SEAL TEAM 6 -




PRACTICE -


TAGS: ak guitar demotivation practice
Rating: 3.58/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 12:07 pm
Ak was the epitome of a quality over quantity Motifaker.
The Goat - September 29, 2009, 3:00 am
Agreed - which is why I gave it 5 lions. My piano teacher was in the same position alas...of course that was 30 years ago so it would be worse if she's still alive and well!
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 5:32 pm
the most demotivating one i have seen
iamjet - September 18, 2009, 3:41 pm
G chords don't aggravate my arthritis. Now a barre chord, that **** hurts.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 4:02 am
See now I've gone and demotivated myself.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 3:43 am
I wish it won't happen to me... But I know it will one day.
Arrogant Knight - April 19, 2009, 2:59 pm
No prizes for guessing what inspired this one. :)


'HARD WORK IS ITS OWN REWARD' - Said The Photographer.


TAGS: demotivation work
Rating: 4.83/5

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deathorfire1 - January 26, 2012, 9:05 am
they saw the ph**ographer again.


SOME BROKEN HEARTS NEVER MEND -




MEMORY - You can always tell a bad one....




ITS A NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year right thing motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.87/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES -




ONLY A SITH DEALS WITH ABSOLUTES - wait...


TAGS: motifakes
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by endofembers

Brian The Great - May 21, 2009, 6:05 am
Oh yeah, coming from the guys who always NEVER.........EVER...use the Dark Side. Right.
Porcelina - November 12, 2008, 7:07 pm
V STFU.
Auda - November 12, 2008, 7:02 pm
Holy *#&*$#% on a #@$% sandwich with #@$ on top and *@%$# on the side.
Kspace - October 27, 2008, 6:14 pm
I always wondered how long it would be before someone else picked up on that!


DENIED - I thought it was funny, it was not. You denied my submission, thanks alot.


TAGS: denied poem funny motifake submission
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

rerun - November 28, 2010, 5:37 pm

The entire tattoo....or just Denied?
Donkasaurus - November 28, 2010, 4:12 pm
This poster is UNDENIABLY one of the best I've ever seen. 5 lions for you sir!
Cubbybear - September 15, 2010, 1:06 am
Nice...5 pandas
CleverUserName - September 15, 2010, 12:42 am
The last time I walked into a church the priest just kinda stared at me...then collapsed..as for the Dark Corner..hrmm...sounds fun, maybe I can mapquest it..
MrRandom - September 15, 2010, 12:35 am
Don't be afraid of whats in that dark corner. Embrace it. But avoid the voices. They tell you to do bad things. My local church is still pissed off at me.
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:22 am
top notch!
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 12:20 am
You'll find that the best come from deep inside... not the place that makes people write lame poetry... the other corner... that dark one.
CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 11:55 pm
Thanks for the compliments, glad I finally got one people like heh.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 9:52 pm

this is really good. congrats dude...you learned from the comments rather than timmy'd out. nice!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:33 pm
Rejection only makes us try harder....just ask and transplant recipient.
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 8:16 pm
and look what you came back with!! see, aren't you glad? this is a much better caption of the bear expression with this text...5L,
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
Sorry, friend... it happens to everyone. It's subjective, and very hit-and-miss.
tellitlikeitis - September 14, 2010, 8:04 pm
Ain't that the truth!


HELL -


TAGS: it isn t motivation its called a reality check hell hammy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
wow
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm
5 depressed lions.


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Smurf

Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


LONELINESS - If you feel lonely, look in the mirror. You're probably a freak.


TAGS: lonely loneliness demotivational
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Nero

Nobody - October 6, 2008, 7:45 pm
Hah, awesome. Demotivation at it's classiest. Well done.
Sean - July 31, 2008, 5:12 pm
This one great. Excellent picture and perfect delivery.


Ambition -


TAGS: ambition ruthless motivation stepping stones
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks guys! Submitted it to Shivers :-)
rerun - July 31, 2013, 7:44 pm

Brings a tear to the eyes. Three mod comments and they are all good? Do something bad.....nope. Don't.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2013, 7:39 pm

oh the subtly of it. love it...could you...you know...drop this over at shivers plz?
lgvernon - July 31, 2013, 6:15 pm

A stunning 5LLLLL


MOTIFAKE CODE -


TAGS: motifake code drink eat ex
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - December 5, 2011, 12:39 pm
lol... I should memorize thi5


EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE - Don't Worry, Everybody Has It. How Is Yours Packed?




WORK!! - YOU BETTER NOT BE LOOKING AT MOTIFAKES ON MY TIME DAMMIT!!




MODERATORS - We Have To Look At A Lot Of This


TAGS: giant poopy motifakes submitted lately
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by rerun

lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 5:26 pm

Remember~~what does not kill you makes you hate everybody!


SPARTA HIGH SCHOOL -


TAGS: sparta high school motivational screamer
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
Hey! My mom went to that schoo.......f***er!
Mega48man - February 7, 2010, 1:00 pm
that last one looks like chuck norris, that's where he got is high school diploma.
Portgas D. Ace - December 10, 2009, 12:19 pm
A deep black hole?
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:57 pm
Was their school mascot a hunchback? A Trojan? Immortal?
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 4:43 pm
OMFG Thats the coolest thing i've ever heard...........not
Aryan - October 26, 2009, 4:39 pm
Oh my god! Hahaha! your not gonno believe this, but I actualy go to sparta high school, I swear to god! well, its sparta, NJ.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 3:14 am
LOL, I love it.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:31 pm
*tears* LMAO excellent Ron!
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm
Hilarious!!!


Death -


TAGS: beautiful valkyrie viking valhalla motivational
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by neko

m@|) Libz - July 27, 2009, 2:22 am
Hmm... I checked that twice and still f***ed up... woo!
m@|) Libz - July 27, 2009, 2:21 am
Death is bacon if you have received a long donut. done everything you pooped had a family ra**d some great kids. then watched them throw up and become inmates and be all Shaq wanted. but nuns just plain suck if your on the way home and the it blows on her
Chopperliscious - May 4, 2009, 1:34 pm
Your flesh is only a vessel. Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
noone - May 4, 2009, 11:54 am
death is allways beautiful
Shtoink - November 24, 2008, 1:16 am
death is beautiful if it happens the way you wanted.
Watcher - November 23, 2008, 11:55 am
Death is beautiful if you have lived a long life. done everything you wanted had a family raised some great kids. then watched them grow up and become parents and be all they wanted. but death just plain sucks if your on the way home and the tire blows ou
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 8:46 am
ONLY if it happens to your enemies.


ENOUGH ABOUT ME, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME? -


TAGS: self praise promotion
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Odie - October 11, 2011, 10:50 am
Shouldn't that be a pic of Obama?
mariand - September 24, 2011, 6:14 pm
nice one...


HYPOCRISY - Invisible friend = Crazy Invisible friend named God = Sane (?)


TAGS: demotivation hypocrisy prayer god
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Nero

Da5id - July 18, 2009, 12:21 pm
I don't think he should move on... it's funny... funny little people, lol.
colt45103 - March 5, 2009, 9:29 am
Ok, we get it a number of vocal individuals on this site hate the concept of religion and God... Message received, now can we just move on?


i remember... -




PSSST...HEY! - Have you seen my nuts? Want to?


TAGS: pic from motifake forums
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:26 pm
I love the image reflection on the screen, finished it for me. lol ;0
ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 2:19 am
Just a guess... you were a catcher in league softball...


FANCY PANDA - I'd love to have a glass of brandy after I finish this bamboo stick.


TAGS: panda my first motifake
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by TestTubeBaby

Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 3:50 pm
Your Boy ?
CpnKangaroo - November 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
gave my boy a hand with his first one


FLYING - Dude, Did you see our pilot before boarding? I'm sure he'll take us straight up.




DON'T JUST DON'T -


TAGS: motifake on facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 5, 2012, 5:35 am
Led Jesus died for your Zeppelin
caveman - December 5, 2012, 3:14 am
Garbage man Jesus died for your bins
Brokor - December 5, 2012, 12:32 am
Jeanie Jesus died for your Djinn's
tugtramp - June 29, 2012, 12:21 pm
and a pick-pocket!
Sho - September 17, 2011, 7:59 pm
Dumpster Jesus died for your bins
demotivatorlal - August 6, 2011, 11:54 am
Jesus died for your Fapins
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 11:51 pm
Minnesota Jesus died for your Twins.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 1:50 am
Halloween Jesus died for Pumpkins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 1:12 am
UConn jesus died for your wins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 1:11 am
Maryland jesus died for your terrapins
5150monkeylove - December 22, 2010, 12:12 am
Indian jesus died for your moccasins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:00 am
British Jesus died for your gin. Acupucture jesus died for your pins. Comedy jesus died for your grins. 5L!
TheTrashHeap - December 21, 2010, 8:16 pm
Canadian Coffee Jesus died for your Tims.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:54 pm
Epic Sean comment!!!
Sean - December 21, 2010, 4:36 pm
Disco Jesus died for our sequins.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 19, 2010, 10:32 am
LMAO!!!
crankyhead - December 18, 2010, 4:33 pm
LMAO @ Skuba-Jebus
forseti - December 18, 2010, 3:07 pm
...and moti-jebus died for your 5 Lins!
forseti - December 18, 2010, 3:07 pm
Alco-Jebus died for your Aspirins // Uncle Jebus died for your cousins // Guitar Jebus died for your dins // Mooo-Jebus died for your joins // Time-Jebus died for your mins // Arni-Jebus died for your proteins // Skuba-Jebus died for your urchins . . . .
Sho - December 18, 2010, 2:16 pm
LMAO instant 5L XD
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 9:52 pm
Housewife Jesus died for your 5 Clothespins


STUDYING - A guided path through the depths of human knowledge From which you can only emerge stupider


TAGS: demotivation studying
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

MercAlert - April 7, 2012, 1:52 am
Poker Face's brother?
GaryO - April 6, 2012, 10:10 pm
Just something short for fivebutjam, or a really cool freestyle mantra….no derogatory slant intended. Guess I should google my homemade nics first
Hawamleh - April 6, 2012, 10:01 pm
Isn't beej a p***site.. or is that beeg...
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:43 pm
When I first started learning, there was nothing I didn't know. I'm now coming to the end of my thirteenth year and I know next to nothing. I dread to think what the final 8 years hold...
GaryO - April 6, 2012, 9:36 pm
Nice one beej. Quite fitting for a brainiac. 5 bootys jammin’


CONVENIENCE -


TAGS: art on the wall in the lobby at motihq crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:46 pm
Finally: someone to keep an eye on little Lizzie (Borden).
GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 7:48 pm
Aggy has that same item over his desk, looks like it too... 5L. always hear him mumblin' under his breath, "this ain't moderating, this is glorified babysitting"
spacedog - November 9, 2010, 7:24 pm
Fan-freaking-tastic!
Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 7:24 pm
Awesome! 5L


MIXED EMOTIONS - The only thing that makes me smile is something I can't have.


TAGS: emotion mixed sad love
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 6:27 pm
Well, you can kn5ck me down, step in my face, slander my name all over the place, do anything that you want to do, but honey don', dont ... :)


OUR RESPECT & THANKS -


TAGS: respect military flag motifake
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:33 am
And will that "Electro" guy go kill himself, please?
Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:29 am
Umm, "Patriot"? Go f*** yourself. Next time you burn a flag, do us all a favor and wrap yourself in it first before you light it.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 4:55 pm
Well done Ron
Woodywood03a - August 14, 2009, 3:04 pm
That person is right on the ball on that one, also... Patriot, did you fight in any of the wars??? Tell me that. I have not been in a war, but I know about them.
ARealPatriot - June 20, 2009, 11:29 pm
Get this **** off here. Any well educated American, like myself, knows that Veterans do not deserve preferential treatment for going to war in a war that we should not have been involved in in the first place.
LogicDude - June 9, 2009, 2:09 pm
Hey! TimmyKiChu! Kind of like a combo Pokemon-Troll-Timmy...
YourMamma - June 9, 2009, 3:10 am
Electrogonnorrhea you're a ****head!! Wish I could b**** slap you again!!
moooooooooooo - June 9, 2009, 2:16 am
Is he sliced pumpernickel? because that would be special.
KiChu - June 9, 2009, 1:03 am
...you think you did for the country.
KiChu - June 9, 2009, 1:03 am
Mark; I understand where you're coming from, but becoming such an uptight douchebag over some kid on the internet and acting like you're the greatest thing since f***ing sliced bread really makes you look like the pathetic one here. Thanks for whatever...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 4, 2009, 12:06 am
Although, admitting I'm a troll was fail on my part. I could have kept this **** going, but it's pointless now. Oh well.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:45 pm
I haven't changed a d*** single bit of my story. I stand by everything I've said so far, including the troll thing.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
What you'll learn is that given enough rope, idiots will hang themselves. Interesting that the whole "troll" thing didn't come up until recently. I think you're changing your story because you have no integrity, either.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:33 pm
There's no such thing as "balls on the internet." Balls on the internet is about as real as...say...supporting the troops by making ****ty motivational posters. Lulz, you guys are troll'd so hard.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:31 pm
Just because I'm more of a ***k on the internet than I am IRL doesn't make what I say any less true however. You just don't want to believe it. There's some **** you just don't say out loud, as you may well know. That's what the internet is for.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 11:31 pm
Only the weak show balls on the internet... where there is no chance of reaping it.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:30 pm
...make fun of retards like you and mark. Seriously, I do it for the lulz. If you think my real persona is as abrasive as my internet persona, you're an idiot. If you worked in law enforcement you'd know people act differently in different situations.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:28 pm
And you can tell this by arguing with a troll on the internet? How did they let a dumbass like you get to such a position as you SAY you're in? If you had a shred of intelligence you'd know the internet is a place for anonymous trolls like me to...
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 11:20 pm
First thing you'll learn if you ever get on the street is that if you're an a**hole, your back-up is always on the other side of town. God forbid you should ever get on the street though, kid. You're a liability.
cunt destroyer - April 3, 2009, 11:16 pm
Seriously, you m**********rs are so godd*** dumb. It's so f***ing easy to see you're being trolled.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:15 pm
Mark is a veteran, he knows everything about everything, lulz. /sarcasm.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:14 pm
Think about it. "In my opinion, you're in possession of drugs." Wrong. Objectivity would demand the following, "Based on the circumstances I have reason to believe you're in possession of a controlled substance." See the difference there?
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:10 pm
Friendly Fire isn't very prevalent within US police departments but for some people exceptions can be made. Another phenomena of police departments is how there are no units available when certain people need help. It can be a wake up call if not fatal.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:08 pm
Police shouldn't express opinions on the street, therefore crass name-calling wouldn't be an issue. The inability to be even the least bit objective is also a liability, but you obviously wouldn't know anything about that.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 10:50 pm
Oh, I've been on a few hiring boards in my time. I can also tell you with certainty that it's the inability to express an opinion without resorting to base and crass name-calling that will prove to be a liability on the street. Thanks anyway.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:45 pm
Haarakkon - Is there any chance you have entry level openings for target holders?
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 9:49 pm
Luckily you're not smart enough to be in a position to be making decisions as to whether or not I'll be needed. It's good that you base that off of my opinion though. You must be a really smart, objective person.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 9:49 pm
Luckily you're not smart enough to be in a position to be making decisions as to whether or not I'll be needed. It's good that you base that off of my opinion though. You must be a really smart, objective person.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
Now, now Haar... Electro won't know if he can be sh** at until he tries. Let's cross our fingers and hope that natural selection works.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 8:45 pm
Electro - I work in law enforcement. The police don't need you. They need good people who can handle being sh** at. Thanks anyway.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 6:54 pm
Actually that did happen when I was 15 because the Marines are nothing but a group of ***-starved p***s who will bang any underaged b**** who wets herself over a man in uniform. Good observation though.
Jason - April 3, 2009, 5:05 pm
Electrogonnorrhea, sounds like someone in the military stole your girlfriend.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:58 pm
Swiss is my favorite.
Fatty - April 3, 2009, 2:47 pm
I like Cheese!
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:05 pm
By the way: "get passed the psychological screening". I a**ume there isn't a human intelligence standard when it comes to joining the military either? Too bad I'm getting an education, MAN I'm such an ignorant liberal college student. Hahahahaha.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:02 pm
If you let me have the last word, it's not because you choose to be the bigger man. It's because you know I'm right about how much of a PRICK you are. Maybe I'll respect you more if you serve another tour and step on a f***ing landmine, a**hole.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:01 pm
If that doesn't prove that you're an arrogant ***k who fought in the war just for respect, I don't know what is. What is it with you military brats and that relentless superiority complex?
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:00 pm
I can tell you what you can't refute because I just showed you how much of a ***k you are by quoting you. Here, let me show you again "What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces."
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:54 pm
...get passed the psychological screening. But if you do, you won't last long with the attitude and ideas you have put forth here. I am now through with this comment chain. You may have the last word. I will now ignore you until you grow up.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:52 pm
...remember the crap you've written here. When that happens I hope you'll look back at it with shame because it will mean you actually have learned something. As for becoming a police officer, you had better change your attitude. Chances are you won't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:49 pm
ElectroTimmyClap - Don't presume to tell me what I can or can't refute. Just because you say something doesn't make it so. Every time you post a comment here you show all who would care to look how ignorant you are. Maybe some day you will grow up and...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
The people I know who served in the war didn't brag about how much the world owes them. They got back to their lives and never spoke of it again. I can understand if you're proud, but Mark, you're just a ***khead looking for a pat on the back. f*** you
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:40 pm
..would be no better off if you were killed by a f***ing IED. You know who directly protects me on a daily basis? The police, which is why I'm going to be an officer. So you can take your argument and shove it up your a** because you don't know ****.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:39 pm
I'm ashamed to say that someone like you fought for me. YES, I know there was a draft for other wars, but there wasn't for this one. Which means your choice to join the military landed you in Iraq, so quit acting like you're a godd*** martyr because I..
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:37 pm
So f*** you, I'm not going to thank you or ron for what you did. I'm going to thank the men under the crosses, not the inactive duty douchebags and a**hole veterans who think the world owes them everything. You give Americans a bad name.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:36 pm
You're a fool if you think Vietnam was anything but a failure and a waste of good American soldiers. People will look back on the Iraq war with the same ****-taste in their mouths as they do with the Vietnam war.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
I don't consider myself a liberal, I hate democrats, but a nazi-conservative like yourself is just as bad as a far left nutjob like Michael Moore.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:32 pm
And don't even try to refute what I just said because it's obvious from what you post that you're demanding respect and thanks. "What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces."
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
WOW. For a veteran you sure are a self-absorbed piece of ****. I have never met someone who served their country just so the rest of the world would respect them.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:13 pm
As for Ron's skills as an artist I believe that he is the BEST on MotiFake. I just don't always agree with his view. His posters are always top notched and I just wish that I had his skill and imagination.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:10 pm
...Afghanistan better places than they were. I believe they are offering up their lives to save others. Maybe it's just my perspective on the situation but it's why I get so frustrated with opposing views on the war.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:08 pm
Well it's good to know that we can still find something to disagree on. I think that most of our troops are there because they believe in what they're doing. I believe that by them being there they keep us safe. I believe that they are making Iraq and...
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 12:53 pm
...Mark, I do not agree about the comment you made about supporting the troops. You should be able to critisize the mission and still be able to support the troops. The troops didn't make the decision to deploy, that came from the civilian gov't.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 12:52 pm
Mark, you're scaring me again. We've found something else to agree on. I just wanted to add that Ron as an artist would welcome a little constructive critism without the personal attacks. Ron, I don't presume to speak for you, so correct me at any time...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:48 am
Marduke - I don't like all of Ron's posters either. (Sorry Ron...I have given you a few one lion votes.)
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:46 am
nmgypsy - No I don't think you do get the point. Those 56,000 lives were given up trying to keep South Viet Nam free. Our military didn't lose that war, our politicians did. They lost it to the liberal media led by Jane Fonda and her like.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 10:45 am
...care for. Art is completely subjective and I don't like or agree with all of it, but I respect Ron for the effort he has made to express it. Again your comments show even a lack of common courtesy without even getting into the revelance of ignorance.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 10:44 am
Electro, while you don't piss me off, I do feel sorry for your p***erse pleasure in ignorant comments made to Ron and others. Ron as an artist has done all types of posters across the board some I find funny, some make me think, and other I don't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:39 am
...don't appreciate the privilege that has been afforded you by those who have served, are serving, and will serve in the future of the United States of America. I hope that one day you'll realize why you're lucky you were to be born an American.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:36 am
...believe in what are troops are doing. How can they legitimately say "We support you but not what you have offered up your life for."? I don't think anything less of you because you haven't served. However I couldn't think less of you because you...
nmgypsy - April 3, 2009, 10:34 am
God, does he ever stop? we get the point.. several times
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:33 am
...patriotism. You've told everyone what it is that you like and dislike so now let me tell you something I dislike. I dislike people stepping up and saying they support the troops but not the war. In effect what they 're saying is that they don't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:30 am
Ask the Kurds if they think their freedom has been protected. No one here ever challenged your right to vote for or against Ron's poster. No one cares if you vote 1 or 5 or not at all. What you vote, if you vote says absolutely nothing about your...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:27 am
...two countries are living a better and longer life thanks to the soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen who have given up a part or all of their lives to serve. The re-enlistment rate in the Army has never been higher than it is now "in country."
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:24 am
As for freedom being protected, I find it hard to believe that you haven't noticed that US soil hasn't been attacked since 2001. Our military protects our freedom every day and we've exported freedom to Iraq and Afghanistan. The general public in those...
nmgypsy - April 3, 2009, 10:22 am
So, 56,000 plus americans gave their life in vietnam, for what? The US lost! Truth be told, we went to college to avoid the draft, and if you went in, you avoided the Army. Going in the service is a personal choice, and does NOT make you better or worse
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:20 am
...will take up the fight. Today's US military is an all volunteer force thanks to the service of those who came before them. You don't have to serve nor do you need to worry about a draft thanks to people like Ron who put it on the line for you already.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:18 am
...home and took advantage of their GI benefits, putting themselves through college instead of having mommy and daddy do it for them. Most veterans serve with the hope that their children will never have to but with the knowledge that somebody's child...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:15 am
Back when I was a young and stupid college kid, there was a draft and just about everyone was afraid of getting caught in it. Some of us went without being called and many of us didn't come home. Those of us fortunate enough to survive the service came...
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 10:13 am
I'm not discounting the value of college. Those without the ability to reason and look at things perspectively are usually more dangerous with book smarts. It's like giving a gun to a gang banger. They have no other tools, so they abuse it.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:11 am
ElectroClap - Several lines back you said,"In case you hadn't noticed, there never was a draft." and also "I've got better **** to do with my life than fight a war that doesn't actually directly protect anyone's freedom."Have you been living under a rock?
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 10:08 am
A fine point Mark, but general intelligence is a gift. A book is information, not an ability to reason and learn. I will maintain that without common sense and awareness, book knowledge is often wielded as experience.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:06 am
Deltabob - Look time no read! I agree that ElectroTimmy does have a familiar feel. He's a lot like Scrapio7 and similar to Dr. Stank. One of these days I'm going to find out how to change my IP address and then run wild through MotiFake.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:02 am
...have taught this twit that he owes his existence and freedom to all veterans.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:01 am
I don't believe that I said anything in this chain of comments, as alleged by Electrofag, like "anyone who doesn't serve is automatically a sackless little ****." Not everyone can serve nor should they. But a simple course in American History should...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:57 am
...contribution to society. He's probably just scraping by with a 2.0 GPA at his local Junior College. What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:52 am
But then they sent him off to college where so many of our young people get warped by liberal professors. I believe that this little pseudo intellectual piece of poultry dung has fooled himself into believing that he is smart and will one day make a...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:48 am
agdaniele - I'm sorry but I disagree. Intelligence, experience and responsibility can be taught, but not so much in school as in the home. My guess is that this little boy's parents tried and even may have succeeded teaching him respect and appreciation.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:44 am
...that you have grown accustomed to the ignorance and lack of appreciation of some of our younger citizens.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:41 am
Ron - You express yourself with words well enough to make your point and that's all that counts. You tend to stay calmer in these things than I do. I'm sorry I couldn't keep up the fight any longer. I was falling asleep at the computer. It's a shame...
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 2:53 am
Well said, Ron. Gotta just shrug off the kid. Giving ignorant, close-minded people a college education tends to make them ****y and entitled. Intelligence, experience and responsibility can't be taught.
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:45 am
are young and stupid-been there and done that. so keep up your studies and sorry for your attitude-bet it shows in other parts of your life too. So God Bless Kids and Vets now serving and past Vets. Do A poster-hum..an idea-F U C K RON-won,t be the first!
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:39 am
myself as others here with the written word...my world is art. So guess we,ll keep seeing how your anger works on the next posts...so get in line...vote your 1.s and move on. You will not stop me from doing Vet posters...kitty posters...****-heads who
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:34 am
And yes do honor veterans...and appreciate their service and what they give up to do their duty...so do posters of how I feel. So just vote and enjoy what you can here. You do provoke Mark and me...but, unlike others here...not as good at expressing
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:31 am
guess everyone waiting for my responds...Electrogonnorrhea your not the first or will be the last to bash me for whatever reason. No I,m not a genius...just a retired graphic artist making posters of whatever I want. This site gives me that outlet.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:18 am
So f*** you, f*** ron, and f*** any veteran just like you. There is such a thing as humility, and military brats like you have none of it. Good day sir.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:17 am
Until then, I'll continue to piss off morons like you. Because unlike you, I don't pretend to support the troops by making ****ty motifakes and branding people as anti-americans if they don't vote 5 lions for them.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Maybe one day I'll use my college degree to keep us out of wars like this one. Then maybe we won't have a**holes like you who think everyone owes them everything and that they're God's f***ing gift to the earth.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:13 am
I chose not to enter the military because I've got better **** to do with my life than fight a war that doesnt actually directly protect anyone's freedom. You're all over there fighting and dying for nothing.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:12 am
But according to you anyone who doesn't serve is automatically a sackless little ****, and somehow veterans are better than everyone else in the world. In case you hadn't noticed, there never was a draft.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:09 am
Good night Timmy. Your crap has sickened me. You've done a good job of pissing me off. Give your plastic doll an extra poke for me.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:09 am
Actually no, when the war started I was too young, and by the time I was old enough to join the military, I realized I'm smart enough to have a future ahead of me and decided to go to college.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:07 am
...to put on a uniform.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:06 am
You own absolutely nothing and I believe it was you that had the opening salvo of insults and name calling. There is no argument to be had here. You're an a**hole. Ron is not. Ron's a veteran, I'm a vetran, and you're a p**** who didn't have the balls...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:03 am
Wow, so now that I just owned the **** out of you, you're going to resort to simple name calling without any kind of real argument. No wonder the Eurofags say we're stupid, a**holes like you put truth in their statements.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:01 am
You're not Mark...You're the remnants of a puss filled pimple on your daddy's ***k.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:00 am
In reality, you're just a deluded faggot who thinks he's a patriot because he denounces anyone with an opinion other than his own. You give Americans a bad name, arrogant ***kholes like you and ron are the reason the rest of the world hates us.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 12:59 am
"Look, I'm Mark, I'm such an awesome citizen because I give thanks to the troops by rating 5 lions to ron's ****ty motifails and jerking him off. Anyone who says f*** ron's motifakes is really saying 'f*** the troops'."
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 12:57 am
And ron, if you really are a veteran, then f*** you. If you make motifakes that build yourself up and demand thanks that means you served your country for the wrong reason ***khead.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:56 am
141 votes and a rating of 3.6 seems to me that there are a few people out there that like it. So now...back to what I said before. Suck it, STFU, GTFO, and then eat **** and die. Have a nice day...bye bye.


MOTIVATION - When your name says it all


TAGS: motivation
Rating: 3/5

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Alexiel - August 8, 2008, 8:45 pm
lol


DEMOTIVATION - God ignores your pain. You are utterly alone. You. Will. Die.


TAGS: demotivation depression
Rating: 2.85/5

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Culos - November 12, 2008, 11:09 am
I have to agree it is the ultimate demotivate poster, that does not necessarily make it the best motifake though
RnR - November 12, 2008, 11:05 am
More than 3 months down the line, it is STILL one of the best
Merlin - September 13, 2008, 5:03 pm
And then in the forest, without any sound, a nuclear bomb, hit the ground. It'll kill us all, When the bombs fall. But just remember, Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!
Arpaleggia - September 10, 2008, 3:12 pm
This poster = True
pro - September 5, 2008, 6:22 pm
RnR, ge werkt daar op het sentiment!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 7:41 am
i still think this one should be rated a LOT higher :)
RnR - September 5, 2008, 7:36 am
J’veux de l’amour, j’veux de l’amour Waar ik ga, waar ik sta Voor ik sterf, voor ik verga, j’veux de l’amour
RnR - August 28, 2008, 7:48 am
in a land far, far away, there once was a little princess...
RnR - August 7, 2008, 4:59 pm
where's my sammich, b****?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 6:41 pm
The Mentors. These are the infamous lyrics quoted at the PMRC hearings in the mid eighties.
Captain Douchebag - August 5, 2008, 6:12 pm
Slayer? Lamb of God? Some other band?
Sean - August 5, 2008, 6:01 pm
The Bee Gees?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 5:50 pm
Listen, you little s**t, do as you are told, come with daddy for me to pour the gold. Golden showers. All through my excrement you shall roam. Bend up and smell my a*** vapor. Your face is my toilet paper. On your face I leave a **** tower. Golden showers
RnR - August 5, 2008, 1:45 pm
My boy Lollipop, you made my heart go giddy up. You are as sweet as candy, you're my sugar dandy. Ha, ho my boy Lollipop, Never ever leave me, Because it would grieve me, My heart told me so, I love ya, I love ya, I love ya so, That I want y
RnR - August 5, 2008, 9:27 am
Je veux qu'on rie Je veux qu'on danse Je veux qu'on s'amuse comme des fous Je veux qu'on rie Je veux qu'on danse Quand c'est qu'on me mettra dans le trou
Mike Hunt - August 5, 2008, 8:48 am
Here is a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note Don't worry be happy In every life we have some trouble When you worry you make it double Don't worry, be happy......
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 8:46 am
You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, round round round round!
RnR - August 5, 2008, 7:33 am
There she was... not just a-walkin' down the street, not singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do" (still best poster to comment on)
RnR - August 5, 2008, 5:14 am
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 3:01 am
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen, Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine, You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
RnR - August 2, 2008, 4:18 am
Weve got to hold on to what weve got cause it doesnt make a difference If we make it or not Weve got each other and thats a lot For love - well give it a sh** Whooah, were half way there Livin on a prayer Take my hand and well make it - I swea
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 5:50 pm
e I've got Pac-Man fever; Pac-Man fever. It's driving me crazy. Driving me crazy
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 5:49 pm
I got a pocket full of quarters, and I'm headed to the arcade. I don't have a lot of money, but I'm bringing ev'rything I made. I've got a callus on my finger, and my shoulder's hurting too. I'm gonna eat them all up, just as soon as they turn blue. 'Caus
RnR - August 1, 2008, 4:43 pm
What's-a matter you - Hey! Gotta no respect What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place Ah, shaddap-a you face
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 4:04 pm
Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk, Talk about things you'd like to do. You got to have a dream, If you don't have a dream, How you gonna have a dream come true? (best demotivational poster ever, most fun to comment on)
Lou - August 1, 2008, 3:43 pm
I see trees of green........ red roses too I see em bloom..... for me and for you And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 2:07 pm
-onderful feeling, wonderful day!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 2:06 pm
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,My, oh my, what a wonderful day,Plenty of sunshine headin' my way,Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder, It's the truth, it's actual, Ev'rything is satisfactual, Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay, W
RnR - August 1, 2008, 11:17 am
...and the only uplifting words you'll ever hear are "move it b****, no loitering or begging in the subway"
Roamer - July 31, 2008, 3:50 pm
*Claps Hands*
Charles - July 31, 2008, 3:45 pm
MWLF, you are not right. LOL
RnR - July 31, 2008, 11:36 am
if you're happy and you know, clap your hands...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 10:26 am
- my beautiful balloon! Great poster!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 10:25 am
Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? We could float among the stars together, you and I, For we can fly we can fly, Up, up and away, My beautiful, my beautiful balloon, The world's a nicer place in my beautiful balloon, It wears a nicer face in
RnR - July 31, 2008, 7:39 am
The only person who will seem to care will just ra** and abuse you. You will SLOWLY die.. utterly miserably, alone and abandoned
RnR - July 31, 2008, 7:37 am
you will die... and so will anybody you know or have known. Including your family, your pet fish, you unborn child and your internet connection... And nobody will care.. ever
Lonely Bonely - July 31, 2008, 1:55 am
Hooray!


THIRSTY? -


TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


THE INTERNET -




MOTIFAKE RULE #1 -




GOOD, GOOD - LET THE CONFUSION FLOW THROUGH YOU


TAGS: demotivational posters funny faces confusion
Rating: 4.17/5

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zoomer296 - February 27, 2013, 11:29 pm
Looks like something out of MIB or Star Wars.
hatethehaters - February 16, 2013, 12:07 pm
LOL!
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 11:27 am
" Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter, while our fighters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main reactor."


OHIO - Where the local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.




THE HEART ATTACK ON A BUN - brought to you by Mac Donald's


TAGS: motifake com
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:37 am
One For The Road Please.
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 10:53 pm

The 'Whole Hawg' burger, with cole slaw and waffle fries on the side (and EMS in the parking lot).
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 10:38 pm

i actually salivated
TheSanityInspector - April 19, 2012, 9:45 pm
If this is the same bacon burger I saw in the news today, it's Burger King. Looks filling, at any rate...
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:10 pm
it's MC Donald's but I'll just a**ume it's a pun so 4L


EDGAR ALLAN POE -


TAGS: edgar allan poe motifaker
Rating: 3.59/5

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TheSarge - November 26, 2009, 4:59 am
He also died drunk and penniless. Hmm....
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:20 pm
I know this will sound rather stupid, but is that a real quote from him or no? Because I'd love to adopt that. : )
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Nothing says "sanity" like the inability to even-out a moustache.


OOMPA-LOOMPAS... - They're what's for dinner. -Vermicious Knid-




OPTIMISM - The constant belief that life will suddenly become fair just for you.


TAGS: optimism pessimism demotivational
Rating: 1.84/5

More motifakes by Nero

mallen - April 10, 2009, 5:51 am
Re-SailorDh: That's a knee.
DW - February 23, 2009, 9:03 pm
I think this is most likely a "Die-In". Events where people gather and pretend to be dead for an amount of time to draw attention to a cause. At least I hope this is one
SailorDh - September 5, 2008, 10:10 pm
Looks like someone in the pile is a necropheliac.. he got wood.
shtoink - July 30, 2008, 12:55 am
they look cold
Bulgy McPackage - July 29, 2008, 1:16 pm
What the hell happened here? Is this a pile of sleeping hippies? Were they all gunned down by the secret world government? Did the guest speaker get extremely boring?


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